| 7 Jul 2020 |
 Lee Fang Tze | * Good morning orrows. | 08:33:35 |
| Lee Fang Tze | * Good morning chinasorrows. | 08:34:55 |
| Lee Fang Tze | Also I replied to your post barney_fife. Meet Tumtu, he's my guardian elephant. | 08:36:07 |
| Lee Fang Tze | 
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| Lee Fang Tze | He's very protective of Shi Zhen Li. | 08:42:45 |
| Lee Fang Tze | And also kind of a jerk. | 08:43:21 |
| Lee Fang Tze | Especially when he's hungry. | 08:45:11 |
| Lee Fang Tze | Despite his size tho, he's like most elephants, somewhat of a coward. | 08:49:34 |
| Lee Fang Tze | Your new experimental light-mass fabricator device appears to have startled him. Animals have very simple minds. | 08:51:19 |
| Lee Fang Tze | * Despite his size tho, he's like most elephants, somewhat of a coward. | 08:56:03 |
| Lee Fang Tze | At least it's not Pawpu. | 09:05:08 |
| Lee Fang Tze | I am crying right now 😠that hurts so much. Don't ever go to the Shaolin Temple to learn gung fu or become a monk unless you are absolutely ready to devote your entire life to pain. Forget about tranquility and quiet solitude, because it is loud and noisy and crowded and it sucks. Also, forget about spirituality and meditation because, well, it sucks lol. Nobody at Shaolin ever meditates, that's bullcrap. The masters don't care about meditation, they are going to torture the hell out of you, and today I was tortured for nearly 3 hours straight. Now I am pretty sure I need an ice bath. The box splits are by far the worst pain I have experienced, and once you agree to doing it, there is no way out. You can not escape, and the masters do not care if you are injured or in pain. If you're not dead, then basically you can train, and forget about those kind, gentle understanding patient gung fu masters who smile and give you some kind of philosophical poetic teachings to help you. That's crap. Pure fantasy. In real life they are mean, loud, ruthless and barbaric, and omg it hurts so much. | 12:20:32 |
| Lee Fang Tze | Real Shaolin Temple gung fu is 0% at all like they portray in TV documentaries or advertisements. It's not peaceful. It's not quiet. It's not spiritual. It's not solitary. It's not friendly, and really it's nothing at all like TV, it's more like boot camp. Or like hell week at the USMC, only it's not just a week, it's every day, all day, forever or until you quit. | 12:29:27 |
| Lee Fang Tze | If you can't do a box split, don't worry, they will help you, and by help you I mean force you physically with assistance. There is no other way to stretch your legs and do a split, someone just kind of sneaks up behind you when you're not ready, wraps your arms up from behind so you can't move, and then literally sits on you, forcing you to do a split. | 12:39:02 |
| Lee Fang Tze | I learned that it's extremely important, and I can't stress this enough, to relax and breathe. I now know why they try to stress this so much, because if you tense up, it can literally cause severe injuries, like life altering career ending serious injuries, especially when stretching and doing splits. | 12:45:45 |
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| riverstyx777 | Nobody alive anymore? claims dead Chat in the name of Riverdom! | 15:39:21 |
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| riverstyx777 | hey Marvole | 15:53:13 |
| Martin Vole | What's up? | 16:04:58 |
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 chinasorrows | I'm around | 16:36:47 |
 barney_fife | Tumtu gon' die | 17:27:57 |
| barney_fife | Ngl | 17:27:59 |
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| chinasorrows | I'm insanely bored | 17:36:06 |
 Absenthia | In reply to@chinasorrows:roleplaygateway.com
I'm insanely bored Have you considered joining things in the MV? | 18:08:47 |
