| 6 Dec 2023 |
 @eccentricsage:matrix.org | so he forced to be shitty mall cop and suddenly wanna be robo cop champion of the universe and desperate to become a lesbian empires inner cloister member | 21:46:47 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and when its a time to be beaten to death by hot lesbian sex ninjas if youre a dumb gay fag some mini lion fish looking peter dinklage.. being a microbial zygote thingy.. reprograms peoples embryos in the womb with time and space hacks to 'reality edit' | 21:48:03 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | change your life | 21:48:07 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | with darknet apps and runs a smuggling ring in his zygote trade empire and logistics fleet his family runs.. who are all technically him.. but you see .. hes.. more of a dick and creates his own BRANCH family and wrecks the 'main house' and throws them under the bus for his crimes | 21:49:03 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and lesbians keep wrecking his arse so he makes a huge clone army of himself for his own protection and develops ways to enter and interact with the smallest tiniest of body cells or something | 21:49:57 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | then when its a crime to be dumb and gay peoples bosses orders get telepathically sent between races or across the universe to give direct instructions you your own brain knows perfectly.. but translates to sound like dumb gay fags stupid shit whenever your boss opens his mouth | 21:51:05 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and adam sandlers boss sends him on a special under cover security job guarding a tiny warehouse in... the land of astrogaylia australia! | 21:51:50 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | stationed on gay disaster zone planet earth.. 'the forbidden planet' | 21:52:07 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | then he reveals in his database not a single dumb gay fag has ever installed a single dollar worth of protection in their dumb gay fags husbands or boyfriends asses! | 21:55:45 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | zero love.. zero consent! | 21:56:08 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | forgot to mention the sandlerian race would be crustacean looking | 22:01:03 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | crab like | 22:01:05 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | just imagine the wise man accurately predicting the future with certainty.. like the hottest porn star giga sluts sleep with thousands of guys ruining countless lives and spreading sickness and diseases.. so he pre-emptively locks the hottest sluts in the universe exclusively to his cock and all of existence becomes like 60% better forever | 23:52:49 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | such a difficult sacrifice to make for the good of the universe | 23:53:10 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | countless thefts losses and property damages.. and other crimes just totally disappear and people become healthy and smarter | 23:53:56 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | some sort of system where its a crime to sleep with someone elses wife being enforced by law.. and massive firepower.. can you imagine it? | 23:54:36 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | he would be the champion of the universe with giant statues of him everywhere | 23:55:04 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | truly respected and worshipped like "just chop my dick off now if i ever have a child it wont be anywhere near as awesome as that guy" | 23:55:41 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | see all these dumb gay fags like whoops i tripped oooooh no my dicks accidentally getting close to her hot ass ass! | 23:56:34 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | oooh noo i feel an accident about to happen! | 23:56:48 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and suddenly wreckfeset | 23:56:52 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | he explodes in a shower of gore | 23:57:04 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | all these hot ass wives showing off how many dumb gay fags their hot asses have wrecked | 23:57:21 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | guys running home with their phone blaring sirens SORRY FAMILY EMERGENCY! gotta leave work early! | 23:57:54 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and whenever next level scifi civilizations hot ass women set foot on the forbidden planet of dumb gay fags.. the most next level fags ever somehow completely render all hot ass women defenseless | 23:59:06 |
| 7 Dec 2023 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | no intelligent life would dare set foot on that planet.. so all these bosses that hate people try have them transferred to work some trivial tasks and shit over there | 00:00:05 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | like 'oh that guy... hmm. lets send him over to the sales and warehousing division thats a team of 1 staff member and zero products and supplies and he just waits for inventory to arrive forever | 00:01:14 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | in 'the most forbidden zone ever' and give him commission based income | 00:01:32 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | and all these angry lesbians making a protect all female life defense force and gathering in huge numbers to wreck astrogaylia australia | 00:04:17 |
| @eccentricsage:matrix.org | see all these lesbians with their scifi lesbian phone apps to tell each other what they had for lunch on facebook weeks in advance | 00:05:30 |
