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24 Oct 2018
@iridescence:matrix.org@iridescence:matrix.org
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I heard that computers handle shoes quite well. Mine, for example, even offers an automatized option to reboot it.
Lel
06:24:36
@Anon999:matrix.org@Anon999:matrix.orgLel indeed08:56:56
@morranr:morr.usmorranr

an automatized option to reboot it.

Sometimes that can be a downside, however. I once had a robot that rebooted so often I had to get rid of it before it bankrupted me. You know how much those fancy boots even cost?

11:08:01
@Grillby:matrix.org@Grillby:matrix.orgLucky you. My robod did that so fast that it ripped all of my shoes to so many threads that the processor couldn't handle it and exploded.11:10:34
@morranr:morr.usmorranrAh yes, threading is a tough issue as well. Those hyper-threading processors must do some crazy shenanigans to get that to work. But then again, most of their work ends up getting thrown out in the heat sink.11:13:20
@Grillby:matrix.org@Grillby:matrix.org This is legitimately confusing. 13:55:19
@Grillby:matrix.org@Grillby:matrix.orgchanged room power levels.14:07:52
@morranr:morr.usmorranrNo need to jump off a ledge; if you get close enough to a CPU you could find some L1 cash.14:42:58
27 Oct 2018
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7 Nov 2018
@Grillby:matrix.org@Grillby:matrix.org You guys know what kind of superhero I'd be?
Irony-man!
20:16:47
@morranr:morr.usmorranrNice. Makes you wonder what Subman would be compared to Superman. Extra weak, can barely move or see? Or maybe completely different, he wears a sea-suit and lives underwater. Hmm20:19:34
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEF
You guys know what kind of superhero I'd be?
Irony-man!
Whoa man! That's a stark contrast to heroes we are used to. If you wanna star in new Avengers, you got to tony it down
20:23:15
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEF
Nice. Makes you wonder what Subman would be compared to Superman. Extra weak, can barely move or see? Or maybe completely different, he wears a sea-suit and lives underwater. Hmm
Unlike our spandex-clad hero, Subman has no problem with collateral damage. Heck, he has no problems with any kind of damage- no villian bothers him, since they always end up eating those Sub sandwiches together
20:24:43
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEFHe's a really swell gay, this Subman.20:25:00
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEF*guy too20:25:03
@Grillby:matrix.org@Grillby:matrix.orgThe typo makes it even better.20:25:20
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEFUnlike Superman, Subman frequently takes his opponents from behind.20:26:15
@Anon999:matrix.org@Anon999:matrix.orgWith his cheese and onion sauce20:26:57
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEFYes, that's the flavor of his specialty- footlong20:27:36
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEFIt ends up messy at the end, but everyone is still satisfied.20:27:49
@breezeman:matrix.orgZEF But oh, visit to the toilet is quite... an interesting experience. 20:28:58
@morranr:morr.usmorranr👍20:32:18
@jgibbons:matrix.org@jgibbons:matrix.orgSub-parman is only competent when exposed to strong radiation from his destroyed home star system.22:33:53
@jgibbons:matrix.org@jgibbons:matrix.orgChatman strikes fear into the ears of his enemies.22:34:34
@jgibbons:matrix.org@jgibbons:matrix.org You could say chatman takes advantage of his opponents' ears. 22:39:25
12 Nov 2018
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