14 Mar 2019 |
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15 Mar 2019 |
mıaomāı | I need more p u n s . | 13:03:46 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | n o | 13:21:06 |
mıaomāı | T h e n p r e p a r e t o d i e , C a n o l a O i l . | 13:22:40 |
mıaomāı | For my name is I n i g o M o n t o y a . You killed my father. | 13:26:44 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | LAMOF | 13:27:10 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | that was a great movie | 13:27:29 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMC4J8wqOw | 13:27:56 |
19 Mar 2019 |
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21 Mar 2019 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | I asked my mum, "How much is a couple?" "2 or 3" she replied. Probably explains why her marriage collapsed. | 07:47:29 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 12:16:48 |
@meteor_impact:matrix.org | HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE BEST | 12:17:02 |
25 Mar 2019 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes. | 08:04:08 |
mıaomāı | I thought tofu was its own thing. | 17:05:48 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | Well it's said to have a somewhat similar density to meat, along some elements. | 17:06:54 |
@fractal:matrix.org | oh no | 17:19:21 |
@fractal:matrix.org | :( | 17:19:22 |
mıaomāı | fractal: | 17:20:05 |
mıaomāı | :) | 17:20:08 |
mıaomāı | Your constant frowning… it forces me to smile. | 17:20:51 |
@fractal:matrix.org | hi lurpam | 17:22:18 |
28 Mar 2019 |
| @gsantner:matrix.org changed their display name from gsantner to gsantner-. | 18:49:04 |
3 Apr 2019 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | [At the scene of the murder] Cop 1: This seems racially motivated. Cop 2: Hate crime? Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop. | 16:46:54 |
@jgibbons:matrix.org | "Do you know what it is to be an orphan?"
"Often."
"Yes, orphan. Do you know what it is to be one?"
"Often, often often!" | 17:00:14 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | …what? | 17:11:53 |
@jgibbons:matrix.org | From the Pirates of Penzance | 17:32:59 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | Please try to refrain from context dependant content in here, ok? | 18:41:12 |
@jgibbons:matrix.org | No context necessary. Orphan and often sound alike. | 19:10:10 |