| 1 Apr 2019 |
 @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:17:44 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:20:03 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:22:28 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:22:51 |
 di0_thedestroyer | My cluster shows up to competition with Dabo girls | 05:23:05 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:23:07 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:23:14 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My cluster is so redundant, it has EPS conduits for power routing | 05:23:47 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:23:56 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your cluster is so old it has <= 4 cores per hardware node | 05:24:49 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Depending on power | 05:25:02 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Or so new lol | 05:25:13 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:25:19 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:25:45 |
| di0_thedestroyer | I haven't seen such a rampant abuse of Vector since I watched Despicable Me | 05:27:11 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:28:08 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:28:26 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:28:27 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Lmfao | 05:28:37 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:29:58 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:30:11 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My cluster's UI is so superior you feel haptic feedback on your prostate | 05:30:53 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:31:05 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:31:19 |
| di0_thedestroyer | It's impossible to use my cluster as a male without getting a boner | 05:31:50 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:32:48 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My cluster is so advanced it uses quantum computing for htop | 05:33:36 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 05:33:43 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Lol!!! | 05:33:49 |
| di0_thedestroyer | if your cluster were a teenage boy it'd wear a plaid scarf and talk about gentrification at parties | 05:34:39 |
