| 8 Feb 2019 |
|  waterbury changed their profile picture. | 23:53:24 |
| 21 Feb 2019 |
 di0_thedestroyer | Dan's cluster won't even start unless you roll it downhill and drop the clutch. | 03:29:04 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Man, my in-transit compression is so good, Harley Davidson uses it to test for engine leaks. | 03:29:50 |
 @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:30:14 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your cluster would transmit data faster on rubber duckies floating through aqueducts. | 03:32:24 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your cluster is so dumb it can't perform recursive logic without two mirrors. | 03:34:12 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My cluster's monads have monads, and even my monad's monads are bigger than your cluster's monads. | 03:35:35 |
| di0_thedestroyer | The first line in all of my functions is, Assert.True(Dominance); | 03:38:28 |
| di0_thedestroyer | You're so bad at coding, all of your feature implementations come out as mocks of the actual feature. That actually sounds amazing. | 03:39:40 |
| di0_thedestroyer | ^ I would definitely work with that guy | 03:39:55 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your logic flow is so imbalanced your headers collect sediment. | 03:41:24 |
| di0_thedestroyer | The last time I used someone else's library, I walked to it. | 03:41:47 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  bobsmith-dpi. | 03:42:42 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  brandonb. | 03:42:54 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  CouldBeARobot. | 03:43:11 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  duhruh. | 03:43:59 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  @gnarlsmarley:matrix.org. | 03:44:27 |
| di0_thedestroyer invited  @lrvick:matrix.org. | 03:44:47 |
| di0_thedestroyer | I'm so #ClusterFights, I only shop at the Key-Value store. | 03:46:27 |
| duhruh joined the room. | 03:46:29 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:48:48 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:49:07 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My cluster platform is so scalable and reliable that AWS wants to adopt the open source project, change it slightly, and rebrand it as AWS ElasticDanBeater. | 03:49:21 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:49:32 |
| di0_thedestroyer | lol | 03:49:32 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your code has more logical redundancy than a RAID 5 NAS. | 03:51:40 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My worker's jobs produces such uniquely refined objects, I get them appraised and insured. | 03:54:13 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:55:04 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Man my network traffic is so low, the city had to lay off tollworkers. | 03:55:22 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:56:54 |
