| 21 Feb 2019 |
 @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:57:05 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 03:57:22 |
 di0_thedestroyer | It's hard to find a good network equipment these days as a celebrity ClusterFighter... my last 5-port kept missing packets because it was selling them to fans on ebay. | 03:58:20 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:00:54 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:02:09 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees was once in love with an alien Lion Goddess from a few galaxies over, and when she died he traveled through vastness and hurled his anger into the vaccuum of loneliness until he at last dumped all his spite and disgust into a vile stack of putrid fragments, and that's how WrathberryPII was born. | 04:03:01 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Dan's cluster is so desperate that it has an exciting opportunity for you and your friends. | 04:05:10 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:05:12 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:05:39 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:05:48 |
| di0_thedestroyer | confession: one time I used Mr Clustoffelees to prop open the ribcage of a beached dolphin during a rescue and never cleaned him off | 04:06:53 |
| di0_thedestroyer | lol nice | 04:07:00 |
| di0_thedestroyer | The internet browses Mr. Clustoffelees. | 04:07:34 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees invented programming just so he'd have us to play with. | 04:08:05 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:09:05 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:09:08 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:09:23 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees does the moonwalk at parties, no to show off, but because people genuinely enjoy his demeanor. | 04:09:30 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:09:42 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees is such a gentle lover, he banged all the virgins in muslim heaven without allah even noticing. | 04:12:17 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees slides packets in so smooth, my network hardware groans a little. | 04:13:57 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:16:18 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:16:30 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:16:38 |
| di0_thedestroyer | man my cluster looks so good, it's gonna make your cluster look like a wooden shit-lined bucket with a side slat missing. | 04:24:13 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Mr Clustoffelees' BOM is a pdf scan of a purchase order from NASA R&D. | 04:25:22 |
| @danielle.wis:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 04:26:17 |
| di0_thedestroyer | Your cluster is so weak, you'd have better luck just shouting noises and hoping it's the correct string. | 04:28:16 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My RAM is so volatile, i even can't have it around other RAM or it gets into fights. | 04:29:29 |
| di0_thedestroyer | My heatsinks are so effective, if you touch one, you have to pour warm water over your skin to get it unstuck. | 04:30:37 |
