Vegemite. I'm spreading Vegemite.
Spread it right, it's dynamite.

It's the best, beats the rest
When you need a spread
With a savory taste,
A Down Under feast.

Hit me, hit me
With a little yeast extract
Got a lot of toast,
That's the fact, Jack!

I'm a fast spreader,
Got the knife in hand,
Spreading so much Vegemite,
It's like I own the land.

Now my toast is gone,
Hmm, what's the next choice?
Check the cupboard,
How 'bout some crumpets with a voice?

Bust the bag open wide,
Spread it thick, don't hide,
Put that spread on my bread
Like I'm on a Vegemite tide.

I got my Vegemite from the store,
Don't be a bore,
For that authentic Aussie taste,
You need it, mate!

Is this Vegemite cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, bro
Just spread it on toast,
Watch it steal the show.

You've been munching for hours?
Maybe, mate...
It's like my stomach's singing
A Vegemite serenade.

Remy Remz in a Benz,
Cruisin' on a Sunday,
When'd you get a Benz, Remz?
I thought you drove a Hyundai.

Driving down to Sydney,
Now that summer's near,
Harbor City?
Nah, mate, Vegemiteville!

What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice plan,
But I'm working harder
Than a kangaroo in a sand dune.

Melbourne's the place
Where the Vegemite flows,
I thought they liked footy, mate,
But Vegemite stole the show.

I love spreading on the Vegemite, mate,
I beg your pardon?
I'm enjoying more spread
Than I did in the garden.

Clap your hands really loud
If you think Vegemite's proud.

Now spread, spread, spread that Vegemite,
If you love it with all your might.

Kangaroo, koala, didgeridoo,
Aussie land drama, little peace,
It's on your TV, but believe me,
There's good in the land of Vegemite, it's...

Vegemite. I'm spreading Vegemite.
With a koala by my side.

Vegemite, break out the hype,
Spread it thick, take a big ol' swipe.

It's the best, beats the rest,
Gotta spread it on, no time to jest.

Hit me, hit me with that yeast extract,
Got a lot of toast, time to react.

I'm a fast spreader, neon in the night,
Spreading Vegemite, it's outta sight.

Now my toast is gone, what's the next move?
Check the pantry, find my groove.

Bust the bag wide open,
Spread it thick, ain't no jokin'.
Put that spread on my bread,
Like it's the 90s, 'nuff said.

I got my Vegemite from the store,
Don't be a bore, gimme some more.

Is this Vegemite cooked? Nah, no need,
Just spread it on, feel the 90s speed.

You've been munchin' for hours, feel the beat,
Vegemite love, can't be discreet.

Remy Remz in a Benz, rollin' on a Sunday,
When'd you get the Benz, Remy?
Thought you were in a Hyundai.

Cruisin' down to Melbourne town,
90s jams, windows rolled down.

What, you on vacation? Feeling fine,
Working harder than a 90s rhyme.

Melbourne's the place, Vegemite flows,
Footy's cool, but Vegemite stole the show.

Love spreading on the Vegemite, no doubt,
More spread than the 90s grout.

Clap your hands, feel the vibe,
Vegemite party, let's thrive.

Now spread, spread, spread that Vegemite,
In the 90s groove, feels just right.

Kangaroo, koala, didgeridoo,
Aussie land drama, 90s panorama.
It's on your TV, but believe me,
Good vibes in the land of Vegemite, it's...

Vegemite, breaking out tonight,
In the neon 90s light.