1 Oct 2018 |
tnias |
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at a tree, when it shouted: "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"The lumberjack grinned and said: "And you will dialogue."
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@iridescence:matrix.org | 🤣 | 18:02:58 |
@Grillby:matrix.org | Oh god. | 18:20:47 |
4 Oct 2018 |
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ZEF | I was feeling a bit under the weather yesterday.
But now, after finally becoming an astronaut, I can say with certainty- I got over it. | 21:35:37 |
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ZEF | :thumbs_up:
Where do you keep finding those visual puns, though? | 21:37:42 |
ZEF | Now, they should show some hospitality for their guest. | 21:38:03 |
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ZEF | That last one is a either a parable/metaphor, or his world is currently drowning.
No wonder he's so sad. | 21:39:24 |
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ZEF | Oooh a political one | 21:41:27 |