| 4 Oct 2018 |
 ZEF | Hey here's one | 21:41:33 |
| ZEF | A dictator at the end of his regime talks to his painting:
"What are they going to do now?!"
Painting replies:
"Nothing. They'll put me down and hang you instead." | 21:42:23 |
 @Grillby:matrix.org | :) | 21:42:44 |
| ZEF | An old lady stands in occupied land stands next to a dress parade.
"Why are they shooting?!" she asks, scared.
"Herr General is here."
"Couldn't they aim right the first time?!" | 21:47:03 |
 @iridescence:matrix.org | Hahaha dank puns today | 22:32:52 |
| @iridescence:matrix.org | Good job everyone | 22:33:06 |
| @iridescence:matrix.org | 👍🏻👏🏻🎊 | 22:33:18 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | Thx ^^ | 22:33:34 |
| ZEF | Thank you!
And to keep with dark tone:
A"Good job everyone! You are fired!"
B"What? We don't even work here."
A"Yeah, I noticed that already."
B"We aren't paid either!"
A"Not with that performance, that's for sure."
B"What are we even supposed to do now? Leave?!"
A"Well... it is a public server. So I guess you can stay. But you certainly aren't getting paid any time soon!" | 22:39:44 |
| ZEF | "Those butterflies in your stomach can set off a hurricane of passion.
Her name? Katrina. Devastation follows in her wake." | 22:48:59 |
| 13 Oct 2018 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | 
Download aB09VZO_460swp.webp | 11:01:24 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | 
Download aE2dAnx_460swp.webp | 11:02:17 |
| ZEF | I sea that island. | 19:27:19 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | :D | 19:29:19 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | This joke must be sealed away. | 19:29:58 |
| ZEF | I'll wouldn't bear it being sealed away. | 19:30:50 |
| ZEF | I would drown in sorrow. | 19:31:11 |
| 14 Oct 2018 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | Redacted or Malformed Event | 16:40:10 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | Minutes ago in the Lounge room
i used to work with a guy that had a lot of expressions like that
needed to use the bathroom i said "im gonna go take a shit" and without missing a beat he came back "dont you mean you wanna leave one?"
| 16:40:30 |
| ZEF | *perfect* | 19:16:31 |
| @iridescence:matrix.org | 👍🏻 | 19:20:03 |
| 16 Oct 2018 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | If you'd cut your left arm, your right arm would be left. | 06:30:12 |
 @fractal:matrix.org | oh no | 07:28:09 |
| @fractal:matrix.org | :( | 07:28:09 |
 @gsantner:matrix.org | wow | 19:12:07 |
| 18 Oct 2018 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | Today in a conversation with my frien:
Him: Everything would be perfect. Even today, I'm still sure about that. But she has other boys in her head.
Me: And most likely in other parts of her body. | 20:34:47 |
| @Grillby:matrix.org | Do you have a map of your eyes? Because I just got lost in them. | 21:06:24 |
| ZEF | Could you tell me the directions to your heart?
Because I got lost in your eyes.
Could you hold my hand and take me there? | 23:17:32 |
| @fractal:matrix.org | Stink!! | 23:37:38 |
| @fractal:matrix.org | :( | 23:37:39 |
